• Lady Macbeth: is that a dagger in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
  • Macbeth: i'm just happy to see you ;)
  • Lady Macbeth: pathetic

astound:

when your headphones are so high definition you hear sound effects you’ve never heard before and freak the fuck out

(Source: astound)

catbong:

*petting my cat* please cure my depression
cat: *prrbhbphr*
me: thanks

(Source: burgrs)